the following is a public service announcement from rebecca marie - read this ridiculousness for what it is meant to be. i do not actually believe that tom petty is an alien, nor do i believe that gillette is trying to murder us all.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

i just heard this radio ad where this woman was suggesting that i visit the fred meyer garden center to purchase an overpriced murdered tree to hang my holiday doo-dads on. she said "maybe a doug fir." doug? since when are you on such intimate terms with the forests, fred meyer lady. his name is douglas.

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Blogger Shawn Raloff said...

I am actually good friends with ol' Douglas and I know he prefers to go by Dougie - in the early 90's he was part of a boy band called "Dougie Fresh and the Fir Boys", didn't go very far but man could they dance.

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